Member Profile

David Ash

From Hooterville

My RPS Play Philosophy

I start by distracting my opponent by inappropriatly touching myself,move on to cheating,finally,screaming like a schoolgirl,whining,crying and soiling myself.

My Favorite RPS Moment

Defeating all comers at the Alice B. McQuigley grade school for physically,mentally,emotionally,morally and socially disabled.

My Favorite Throw

The unbelievable,uncanny,undefeatable,where the hell did that come from chainsaw of death move followed by the handgrenade from hell manuever.

As RPS Champion I Would

My comlete lack of morales,scruples,codes of conduct,an utter disregard for any rules,standards or other restrictions society holds everyone else to. Also,my ability to completely block out everything except 'the game'.Much like playing the accordian nake

Game Statistics

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Winning Avg: 0%