School of Vertical Paper?!

Despite having earned fame and fortune on the School of Rock, Mike White opted for paper in a match against Jake Gyllenhaal.  While it's no suprise that a writer would pull out a paper, we expect more from Mike than a vertical hand. 

Jake: You're safe. Vertical Paper does not beat rock.

Mike: Nice try. But consider yourself warned. (It's not personal, we still love you and your dad on the amazing race!)